[after Ted loses another architecture job]
TED: This is a disaster. How am I gonna come back from this?
LILY: I’m just gonna ask this — do you really want to come back from this?
TED: What’s that supposed to mean?
LILY: Architecture is killing you, Ted. And it’s killing us to watch it…
Just the advice I needed at the just the right time. This is why I love Lily.
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
My penis hurts after reading this
I love what this represents.I swear I’d get it tattoed on me one day.
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument