iwantcupcakes:

[after Ted loses another architecture job]

TED: This is a disaster. How am I gonna come back from this?
LILY: I’m just gonna ask this — do you really want to come back from this?
TED: What’s that supposed to mean?
LILY: Architecture is killing you, Ted. And it’s killing us to watch it…

Just the advice I needed at the just the right time. This is why I love Lily.

radioactivepapertowns:

dragonflycup:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

• a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
• a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

shine bright like a ‘gina

what did I just read

My penis hurts after reading this

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throwingmyheartinyourhands:

I love what this represents.I swear I’d get it tattoed on me one day. 

propertyofzack:

The Spring Fever Tour is now over, but Pierce The Veil sent All Time Low off with a nice little tour prank. Watch a video of it below after the jump!

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timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

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